(HERE YOU GO YOU BLOND SHIT-my friend- LMAO)
-thatidiotthooo
Obama's POV:
I woke up and twerked my out of bed and into a sexy ass stripper costume. I called Doris's husband, dory from finding emo children and a blond gnome I went to high school with. We thought of a plan to get revenge on ugly Doris and get my hot smexy wexey boo boo bear quack daddy back.
Once we were ready they got dressed into they're karlnap merch and before we could speed our way back to my old house with quack daddy Connie (the gnome) had a mental breakdown over the colour purple. She proceeded to argue with whoever they were on the phone with. He proceeded to throw the phone across the room and cry again.
When we got to the house I danced like a hot smexy stripper.
"Oh my gawd baba grill be mine again!" He said with his voice being sexier then ever.
"Okay UwU" I said before sitting on his lap.
"I luv you my discord kitten." Quack daddy said in his submissive and breedable voice.
"I luv you to quack daddy UwU" I said before making out with him.
Dory and Doris's husband spat on her and burned her to a crisp.
(W h y)
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