(Here have this shitty fanfic! Yes swearing is in this. It's a quackbama fanfic what did you expect?) -thatidiotthooo
Obama's POV: I got out of bed and put on my favourite pink maid dress. I smelt weed so I figured quack daddy was making breakfast. I ballerina danced down the stairs and shit and I walked into the kitchen. Only to see quack daddy cheating on me with...DORIS FOR CAILLOU!? "BABA GRILL- ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR!" He said in his deep smexy voice. "HOW COULD YOU *SAD UWU*" I yelled accidentally waking up our kids, Dora and shit fart.
Dora:
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Shit fart:
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"Akjanhssjhdbdbas)#()jsbsqshsj'iajshpussy'dhdhdc?" Shit fart asked confused. "Hola! Soy Dora! Can you find the cheater?" My psycho child asked looking into a random direction. Reader: "behind you!" "Where?" Dora asked confused. She didn't take her meds yet- Reader: "BEHIND YOU! YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS EMBARRASSMENT TO MAN KIND!" "There he is! Oh no! The cheater is my Papá! Can you say Papá?" Dora said looking at Doris and quack daddy before turning back to the random direction. "THATS IT! IM TAKING THE KIDS AND I AM GETTING OUT OF HERE!" I yelled before dragging dora and shit fart by their knees. "FINE! DORIS IS BETTER IN BED ANYWAY!" Quack daddy said angrily in his smexy hot voice. I cried as I rented a apartment in a local apartment complex for a bit. I cooked Dora and shit fart in my grandmas ashes and ate them for dinner as I cried myself to sleep.
