✦Keeper Shenanigans

'hate u all' 'lyt!'

Sophie - thetea / clinicallyhomophobic
Biana - notinlove
Marella - boomboom
Linh - stillloveufools
Tam - rosupporter
Fitz - salmon
Keefe - rohater 
Dex - frozoneschild / takihater
Wylie - gaylie
Amy - forthetea

Living Antidepressants

rohater
3:37am| somwtimss you justvahg to stare at the wall and thinkbabout road chickens

frozoneschild
??? road chickens???

rohater
yk those grey things that chsse people

forthetea
you mean fucking pigeons?????

rohater
THOSE

forthetea
dude
no way
go to sleep

rohater
if I slept my geninus plan wouldn't worlk
I must be delerios with sheep

notinlove
THE plan?

rohater
THE P(AN!

notinlove
ohhh

forthetea
weirdos

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thetea
12:58pm|I fuckin
I strongly dislike gay people
Im
ugh

forthetea
HELP WHAT HAPPENED

notinlove
LMFAO IT WAS A TAKI SURPRISE

forthetea
WTF IS A TAKI
the snack? you have those?

frozoneschild
no lol it's tam and keefe they're being cute
theyre just napping and yet I wanna commit crimes.
gimme a sec

frozoneschild changed their nickname to takihater!

boomboom
why "taki"?

stillloveufools
cuz ee = i

forthetea
I'm in math rn and I have never seen that equation before.

gaylie
could've still called them takee this isn't english and their weird rules

forthetea
english has no such rules I promise u
pics or this didn't happen

takihater
takipda.png

the tea changed their nickname to clinicallyhomophobic!

clinicallyhomophobic
lovely

forthetea
this is worth ignoring this math class
continue

clinicallyhomophobic
you should probably listen we are not on the same plane when it comes to human math

takihater
how hard is human math supposed to be😧

clinicallyhomophobic
like me in alchemy

takihater
YIKES

forthetea
stop talking about math I'll learn what the ever loving fuck a f(x) and panther theorem means in time for end of year's

takihater
.
you mean
Pythagorean theorum?

forthetea
.

stillloveufools
it's august

forthetea
yep!

notinlove
any who
anyway
anyhow
taki are in this chat you know

takihater
we know

clinicallyhomophobic
we know

notinlove
just checking

gaylie
why don't y'all just get partners.

clinicallyhomophobic
being bitter is more fun.

takihater
^^^

boomboom
right but why so you guys like smushed names so much

stillloveufools
my favorite is still foster-keefe
it's not smushed it's hyphenated but ykwim

clinicallyhomophobic
smushed names are a lifestyle

forthetea
foster-keefe solos 🤷

stillloveufools
how many points are we at?

forthetea
like 8 I swear we're wining

clinicallyhomophobic
I don't like this conversation

takihater
taki's catching up
taki (derogatory)

forthetea
taki😒

rosupporter
this feels homophobic

clinicallyhomophobic
TAKI'S AWAKE
SCATTER

rohater
wtf is a taki

forthetea
I SAID THAT

rohater
BRO

forthetea
BRO

rohater
BRO

clinicallyhomophobic
EW DON'T BRO MY SISTER

forthetea
broing is a lifestyle.

clinicallyhomophobic
dont be weird😐

forthetea
IMMMM THE WEIRD ONE😐

clinicallyhomophobic
YOU ARE

forthetea
okay miss mythical creature
miss "I can talk to animals telepathically"

clinicallyhomophobic
I
hm.

takihater
she's got you there 🤷

clinicallyhomophobic
shush deck😮

takihater
DON'T BRING THAT BACK

salmon
oh jeez

takihater
i take back my apology wonderboy I still don't like you.

salmon
SOPHIE

clinicallyhomophobic
HA