✦Keeper Shenanigans

I Know What You Are (Polite)

Marella - flamethrower
Keefe - liedetector
Sophie - spaceship
Stina - vacuum
Dex - JARVIS
Fitz - elevator
Biana - automaticdoor

Study Hall for Babies 101.2

flamethrower
who's that mentor I've never seen her in my life
she's freaking me out
I feel violated

liedetector
oh she's not creeping you she's creeping me
altho you might be causing her bi panic atm

spaceship
SKDHKFKEEFE THAT'S NOT FUNNY

JARVIS
WAIT IS THAAAT BELVA?

spaceship
YEAH

liedetector
what I cant joke about my honorary twin sister being creeped by a pedo mentor
who likes me😦

flamethrower
NO

liedetector
the end of an era smh

elevator
have you ever idk
TOLD SOMEONE THAT BELVA WAS A CREEP

spaceship
do you know him

liedetector
do you know me

automaticdoor
on this episode of "Is it trauma or his ego? Starring Keefe Sencen."

liedetector
yes

elevator
I'm telling elwin

liedetector
JOKES ON YOU ELWIN KNOWS

spaceship
Elwin invented the series🤷

vacuum
we're sitting around the same table why are you texting each other

automaticdoor
HEY HEY HEY EHY
NOW THAT STINA DROPPED THE GOOD GIRL ACT

vacuum
excuse me

automaticdoor
last week you all agreed that if I figured out your things I get to announce them
sO GUESS WHAT FUCKERS

spaceship
I'm feel like I shouldn't be suprised but

liedetector
wait no- wait
wait

JARVIS
I think he wants us to wait not sure tho

elevator
Keefe stop banging your head on the stack of books people are looking at us weird

flamethrower
Biana we can talk about this

automaticdoor
no we can't you signed a contract💁

elevator
THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS FOR

automaticdoor
I'm starting with Sophie
any objections?

spaceship
YES

automaticdoor
no? great!
they have a thing for sociopathic empaths
now that may not be super surprising but she's too dense to notice so

spaceship
I don't like this game anymore 😒

JARVIS
yet not a single denial in sight

flamethrower
I'd like to bring up how she called Keefe and Stina sociopathic

automaticdoor
never an insult just facts 🤷