Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 60

Me, Feitan, and Machi left a bit later, not informing Hisoka or Illumi about me leaving of course. Chaos is necessary.

"Agreed." Jinx said. I love how you just pop into my head. Do you just read my mind all the time.

"Only when I sense chaos." Jinx replied. Ah, so all the time.

"Basically, I'm going back to sleep now."

Anyways, after awhile we landed in Yorknew. I definitely didn't have Feitan buy me food (candy) or anything... god I love simps.

We did go to the meeting place afterwards though, apparently being the first people there.

"You think I could scare the shit out of people when they get here?" I asked.

"Y/n no."

"Yes. Cowards." Feitan replied. He's definitely the only one who replied, I'm definitely not going to do anything I was told not to do. I always follow the rules guys, you believe me right?

Hmmmm, how to scare the shit out of people...

Finding out how to scare people in an abandoned building is surprisingly easy, especially when you can turn invisible.

There's only a 50% chance that I die doing this, which is pretty safe considering I usually only do things that have at least a 75% chance of death.

Ooo Shalnark is arriving.

The moment Shalnark entered the building I stopped using invisibility.

"Hello there."

"What the fuck!?"

God I love invisibility.

"Shal you were this close to screaming like a girl." I stated.

"Shut the fuck up." Shalnark replied.

Machi looked at both of us in disappointment, where as Feitan thought Shalnark being absolutely terrified was hilarious.

"Anygays, would you like to scare people with me?" I asked.

"Obviously." Shalnark replied, completely forgetting about me scaring him.

Pakunoda was our next victim. Unlike Shalnark she did not scream, she almost shot Shalnark though.

I was planning on scaring one more person but it was Chrollo, it kinda seems wrong to even try to scare him.

"Hullo father." I greeted.

"Hello, nobody told me you were going to be here." Chrollo replied.

"Feitan's idea not mine." Machi stated.

"So, anyone want to play monopoly?" I asked.

Twenty three minutes and 54 seconds later

"HE'S IN JAIL IM NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!"

"YOU ARE A CRIMINAL SHALNARK!"

"SINCE FUCKING WHEN!?"

"JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY!"

"YOU DON'T GET TO FUCKING TALK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!"

"CHROLLO YOU'RE A GROWN ASS ADULT!"

"THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU PAKU!"

🌸🌷After Pakunoda got her money🌸🌷

"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I HAVE TO GO TO BOARDWALK!?"