Conner: what if the person who named walkie-talkies named everything?
Fleshtrap: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Gregory: Forks are Stabby Grabbies.
Greg: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Toby: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Matt: You are all annoying children.
...
Fleshtrap: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Matt: Wasn't Greg with you?
Gregory: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
...
Millie: Millie doesn't,
Funtime Freddy: Millie doesn't,
Millie: Actually want,
Funtime Freddy: Actually want,
Millie: to die.
Funtime Freddy: to die.
Millie: Millie doesn't actually want to die.
Funtime Freddy: So, how do you want to die, Lampchop?
Millie: *Facepalms*
...
Pit Bonnie: *Gently taps table*
Oswald: *Taps back*
Sarah: What are they doing?
Eleanor: Morse code.
Pit Bonnie: *Aggressively taps table*
Oswald: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Fleshtrap, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure.
Matt, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.
...
Funtime Freddy: Do you think lava would taste spicy?
Pit Bonnie: Freddy, please DO NOT eat lava.
Eleanor: Since lava is actually molten earth, it would probably taste bland and dusty.
Funtime Freddy (to Eleanor): You are the only one here who understands me.
...
Glamrock Freddy, (to Gregory): Remember, murder is never the answer.
Golden Freddy: Murder is the question.
Funtime Freddy: And the answer is always yes.
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Fnaf Fluff, Angst, And More Oneshots!
FanfictionSo far I don't plan on shipping characters in these. All characters featured that are not my OCs, belong and to Scott Cawthon and originate from the Fnaf Franchise. These oneshots based on both the games and the books. There a triggers in most o...
