Virgo: Are you sure you want to be talking right now? Last time I checked your hair looks like a bird's nest and I've seen those damn birds lay their eggs in there so don't say anything about my hair until you brush it.
Taurus: Lol you're one to talk when you don't even wash your hair. Didn't your mom teach you that you need to use shampoo and conditioner and don't brush your hair dry? Girl I see all that lice crawling up the strands of your hair and it doesn't look cute either so close your mouth.
Capricorn: You look like Cindy Lou Who from The Grinch, I really wouldn't be running my mouth like that if I were you. Girl why is 75% of your hair pink and yellow and the other 25% is blue, sewer green, and grey wtf. Style your hair better and then come talk to me.
Ophiuchus (water Signs but it's cool): Homegirl I'm looking at you with that two set wig on, if you want to start talking mad crap about other people, I suggest you start making an effort to glue your wig on correctly and tightly before someone snatches it off and I can't promise it won't be me.
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The Zodiac Signs Adventures
Adventure**All the zodiac signs included (including Ophiuchus)** The signs go through a lot of different dramatic and weird things together but at the end they don't always make up but sometimes they do. Read The The Zodiac Signs Adventures to find out what...
