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01:12 pm
planthead: oh sweet mother of merlin and helga's pots
planthead: i think my head just cracked open
touchthegrass: maybe a lot of those shots of only firewhiskey weren't such a good idea after all
zambonio: i think theo completely blacked out at some point
ferretboy: he did
ferretboy: i had to drag his sorry ass to the dorms all by myself
ferretboy: traitor
planthead: blaise had to drag me to the hufflepuff common room all by himself too
planthead: i'd guess you're even big time
tammybear: yes you are, malfoy sit down
ferretboy: im sat 🧎🏼♂️
greedybirch: enough of this
greedybirch: i feel like one of the mandrakes has been constantly crying in my ears
touchthegrass: should've told abbot that your sorry ass and drink don't mix well
ferretboy: clearly
tammybear: guys
tammybear: why's it so civil in here?
zambonio: well theodore's probably having a blast snoring away
planthead: but where the fuck is the woman of the hour?
greedybirch: ginny doesn't seem to be around either
greedybirch: wait up, someone just knocked
greedybirch: wassup my fav alcoholics
touchthegrass: and that's peace restored
tammybear: addie! r u alright?
greedybirch: absofuckingmazing
ferretboy: look at her inventing words
ferretboy: she seems sober enough
greedybirch: sober and about to save all y'alls dumb asses
greedybirch: ive only had pumpkinjuice last night
planthead: LIAR LIAR ROBES ON FIRE!
touchthegrass: you can't be serious
asschaser: ofc not, she's addie
zambonio: besides the despicable redhead finally showing up
zambonio: really i thought ron was going to hex you into next spring when you gave harry that lapdance
asschaser: jokes on you, and him
asschaser: i have enough information to sabotage him into his next 10 years of his life
ferretboy: impressive
asschaser: thank you, draceykins
ferretboy: i take that back
tammybear: now onto the matter we were discussing
tammybear: really, no alcohol adeline?
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