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Yotsuba: Huh?
Ichika: HUH!?

Akira: Well, are you?

Yotsuba: Eh, well, not at the mo-

Ichika: YOTSUBA!!! THIS IS EXTREMELY PERSONAL!!

Akira: Is it really? I mean it's a question about your bodies. It's a natural reaction of the female body, is it really that bad to ask?

Ichika: YES, YES IT IS!!!

Yotsuba: Well, Akira, when a girl is on ther-

Akira: Yeah Yeah I know what happens, why do you think I'm here. Anyways, never mind about that, which one is good, but cheap. We still have a budget.

Ichika: What is this all about anyways?

Akira: Mom said that Kina is growing up, so she wants these so we can be ready. I understand that, so hence why I'm here.

Yotsuba: (whispers to Ichika) Hey, why he out on his birthday?

Ichika: Shh, lets not bring that up ok.

Her sister nods.

Akira: So are you going to tell me?

Ichika: Here, these are what we use.

Akira: Ah nice. Thank you.

Yotsuba: It's nice to know you're getting yourself educated on these things.

Akira: Trust me, I didn't want to hear it. Not only that, Mom told me about male stuff too. Ehhh.

Yotsuba: Well still, it's good to know.

Ichika: You're right. Everyone should know what it is.

Akira: One google search can tell you a good amount.

Yotsuba: Mhm, yeah, especially in these times.

Ichika: Here that readers, try get yourself education.

Akira: Don't talk to them like that. Anyways,

BEEP BEEP

Akira: I don't want to talk about this anymore. Thank you both for your input.

Ichika: Hey, it's nothing.

Yotsuba: Hey hey! Let's go for a bite!!

Ichika: With this pervert?

Akira: Again I was asking for knowledge to help my sister.

Yotsuba: Well, are you hungry??

Akira: I mean . . . I guess I could eat.

***

Akira: Thank you, but I could pay for myself next time.

Yotsuba: It's nothing.

Ichika: Sooo, exams are done, but it looks like you haven't gone to bed at all.

Yotsuba: Yeah! Our eye bags are gone, how come yours aren't?

Akira: I'm not sure.

Ichika: No sleep that's why.

Akira: Studying never dies.

Yotsuba: Do I have to go over and make you fall asleep?!

Akira: No Akina does that.

Yotsuba: (Mutters) Apparently not enough.

Ichika: You'll make all the girls run if you stay like that.

Akira: Not important and completely false.

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