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Emiko: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Daryl: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Emiko: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING GLENN WITH ME

Carol, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.



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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Daryl: Shit.

Carol: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Glenn: OH MY GOD EMIKO FELL OFF!!!



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Carol: Emiko and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Glenn: *Sighing* What did Emiko do?

Carol: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Emiko: Who wants a steering wheel?



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Merle: Am I in trouble?

Emiko: Take a guess.

Merle: No?

Emiko: Take another guess.



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Emiko: I totally failed the safety course yesterday.

Rick: How did you manage that?

Emiko: Well, one of the questions was "In the event of a fire what steps would you take?"

Rick: And?

Emiko: Fucking large ones was apparently the wrong answer.



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Y/N, about Daryl: He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.



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Rick: Anything on wheels needs to indicate on the roads, including your motorbike, Daryl.

Daryl: What about them?

Glenn and Emiko, gliding past on heelys, wearing sunglasses: THE RULES OF THE ROAD DON'T APPLY TO US



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Daryl: This is stupid! There's no way Emiko likes me.

Carol: Yes they do.

Glenn: They definitely do.

Emiko: Hell yeah I do!

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