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Chapter 1: I had a dream (totally original)

Hello there reader and welcome to S P A C E, a story about random none-sense. Today, we will begin a new journey with a pair of psychopaths who embarked as public enemies and landed themselves in space prison cause they were so bad, they made hitler look like a good guy. Either way, they don't tend to stay and take their punishments so they'll begin to wreak havoc and cause chaos for a while until a new turn goes for them. So sit down, turn the lights off (if your in like a nice chair on the corner with the lamp next to you) and enjoy this random bit of acid trippiness that comes out of this. Goodbye :)

The year is 1999 and the world is a parallel universe of ours where technology has advanced a lot further than now, like fallout. The setting takes in Los Angeles, the city of dreams where things are actually less wack than they are right now. Currently, there is quite a lot of crime happening in this city of ours, where even the cops themselves aren't safe on the street, where big mobsters roam in the night like it's the 4th of July in dis bitch. Right now, we're the police station where two insane people got caught for blowing up a bank and shooting up a group of Karens and taking a shit in flower pots. Let's take a closer and see what's happening.

POV: Wildhorse and Elvira

*Wildhorse and Elvira enter the police station while trying to resist the officers into the reception room*

Wildhorse: Hey!! Let me go, I wasn't done taking a shit in that old lady's roses! ~ he said

Officer: Hah! You'll have a lot of time doing that behind bars with a big black guy name Jamal.

Before we keep going on with this story, I forgot to mention that there will be a lot dark humor thrown around like plan B pills. So this story isn't for the faint of the heart nor for pussies.

You've been warned.

Elvira: Let me go!! Those Karens deserved about it, they won't harm us with their essential oils and propaganda! Deep down you knew you wanted to do, and I had the bigger balls with go forward with it! ~ she said

*Officer slams Elvira on the table while trying to take her fingerprints*

Officer: Shut your mouth you hag, your lucky you won't send into the cell with a group of men just by yourself

Elvira: And your lucky that I won't cast dark magic for your balls to fall off ~ she said

Wildhorse: Why are you arresting me though??!! It's her you should be dealing with, she's the one that Bill Cosbied me. I'm the victim here!! ~ he said

*Elvira smacks the absolute fuck out of Wildhorse, almost causing his mask to fall off*

Elvira: Your the last person on this god forsaken earth I'd want to control. I'm a professional at brainwashing, but even then, professionals have standards. ~she said

Officer: Alright, Alright you two rats, time to take you two into the hellhole you both belong

Elvira: Do your worst, PIG. ~she said

*Officer grabs both the criminals by the arm and escorts them into their own separate cells with criminals inside each of the cells*

Wildhorse: Damn, this place is more rich of our taste than I expected. We even our own personal butlers in here ~said Wildhorse

*a 6'2, chisel dark toned black guy with fists that look like they can break bones turned to look at Wildhorse with a very angry expression*

Jamal: Whatchu lookin' at Bitch?

Wildhorse: Oh, your so adorable my little slave. Why don't you make me a sandwich will ya