NO ONE'S POV:
Scoops Ahoy
(Robin is listening to Russian as Erica rings a bell, trying to get her attention.)
Erica: Excuse me? Ahoy!
Robin: [sighs]
(She turns around & takes off her headphones.)
Erica: I'd like to try the peanut butter chocolate swirl, please.
Robin: No. No more samples today.
Erica: Why not?
Robin: Because you're abusing our company policy.
Erica: Where's the sailor man?
Robin: Sorry, he can't help you. He's busy.
Erica: Busy with what?
Robin: Spycraft.
(Cut to Steve, Dustin, & Y/N near the center of the mall & hiding behind a plant as Steve looks through some binoculars.)
Dustin: You see anything?
Steve: Uh, I guess I don't totally know what I'm looking for.
Dustin: (Y/N)?
(Y/N): All I'm seeing are people walking around the mall.
Dustin: Evil Russians.
Steve: Yeah, exactly. We don't know what an evil Russian looks like.
Dustin: Tall, blonde, not smiling.
(Y/N): So a typical movie villain?
Steve: Mm-hmm?
Dustin: Also look for earpieces, camo, duffel bags, that sort of thing.
Steve: Right, okay, duffel bags.
(Y/N): Camo anything? Like pants?
Dustin: [sighs] Yes, camo anything.
(Steve looks at something.)
Steve: Oh, you've got to be kidding me?
Dustin: What?
(Y/N): You got something?
Steve: Anna Jacobi's talking with that meathead Mark Lewinsky.
Dustin: Dude, if you're not gonna focus, just give the binoculars to myself or (Y/N).
Steve: Aw, Jesus Christ, whatever happened to standards? I mean, Lewinsky never even came off the bench.
(Y/N): Like I told you, Steve, "bitch."
Dustin: Dude, you are the worst spy in history, you know that?
Steve: Stop, hey. Stop.
(He pulls on the binoculars.)
Dustin: Give me those.
(He takes the binoculars.)
Dustin: Besides, I don't get why you're looking at girls. You have the perfect one right in front of you.
Steve: Seriously, if you say Robin again--
Dustin: Robin.
Steve: No, don't. No.
Dustin: Robin, Robin, Robin.
Steve: Stop, no, no, no.
Dustin: Robin. Robin.
(Y/N): [softly] Looks like I'm the only one taking this seriously.
Dustin: Robin.
Steve: No.
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Stranger Things: The Werewolf of Hawkins
WerewolfHawkins is a small midwestern town located in Roane County in the state of Indiana with an estimated population of 10,000 to 15,000. This small town is about to be turned upside down with the disappearance of a boy and the emergence of a monster tho...
