Stranger Things: The Werewolf of Hawkins

Chapter 14: The Spy

Steve: You don't do this, right?

(Y/N): Of course not. I'm a mammal like you.

(They turn their attention to something on the wall as we cut up to Dustin.)

Dustin: Steve? (Y/N)? Guys, what's going on down there?

(Steve shines the flashlight up to him.)

Steve: Get down here.

(He shows him the molded skin.)

Dustin: Oh, shit.

(Then shows him the hole in the wall.)

Dustin: Oh, shit!

(They walk up to the hole.)

Dustin: No way. No way.

(Y/N): You better start believing it.

(Cut to them getting buckets of meat & gasoline out of the trunk of Steve's car.)

Lucas: This is Lucas. Do you copy? Dustin?

Dustin: Well, well, well, look who it is.

Lucas: Sorry, man. My stupid sister turned it off.

Dustin: Well, when you were having sister problems, Dart grew again, he escaped, and I'm pretty sure he's a baby Demogorgan.

Lucas: Wait. What?

Dustin: I'll explain later. Meet me, Steve, and (Y/N) at the old junkyard.

Lucas: Steve? Who's (Y/N)?

Dustin: The werewolf. His name is (Y/N). Bring your binoculars and wrist rocket.

Lucas: Steve Harrington is actually best friends with a werewolf?

(Y/N): [chewing]

Steve: (Y/N), stop eating the bait!

(Y/N): [swallows] Stopping!

Steve: All right, let's go.

Dustin: Just be there, stat. Over and out.

(Cut to the trio dropping bait across a train track.)

Steve: All right, so let me get this straight. You kept something you knew was probably dangerous in order to impress a girl who...

(Y/N): Who you just met?

Dustin: All right, that's grossly oversimplifying things.

Steve: I mean, why would a girl like some nasty slug anyway?

(Y/N): A werewolf girl would. Is she a werewolf?

Dustin: I...I don't think so. It's an interdimensional slug. Because it's awesome.

Steve: Well, even if she thought it was cool, which she didn't, I...I just...I don't know. I just feel like you're trying way too hard. Back me up here, (Y/N).

(Y/N): I guess you are. A bit.

Dustin: Well, not everyone can have your perfect hair and be a werewolf, all right?

(Y/N): So, what you're telling me is if I just told a girl that I'm a werewolf, I'd have a girlfriend right now?

Dustin: Yes.

(Y/N): [laughs] That's a good one.

Steve: It's not about the hair, man. The key with girls is just...just acting like you don't care.

Dustin: Even if you do?

Steve: Yeah, exactly. It drives them nuts.

(Y/N): Should I be writing this down?