OPM X Male Reader/OC

Hero Association (3)

Genos: Have you both thought about joining the Hero Association?

Kaidou: Oh! The Hero Association? I've heard of it before.

Saitama: Eh? Have you ever thought about joining it?

Genos: No, don't have a reason to.

Kaidou: Same here.

Saitama: well, Kaidou, If I joined, will you?

Kaidou: Yeah!

Saitama: And Genos, if you jo-

Kaidou: If you join, you can be Saitama-chii's student!

Genos: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Saitama: Ehhhhh...?

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At the Hero Association, 3rd person POV

???: Yo, what's a kid doin' here?

???2: Dunno, but he'll die before he even joins.

???3: and who's that baldie? His guardian? Pfft.

???4: Yeah, haha!

Kaidou: If you guys don't shut 'cho mouth, Imma shut it for you, punk!

???5: Oh? Small bean's talkin.

Kaidou: *whispering* Hit you with the- hit you with the, punk ( punk ), tactics!

Kaidou: *removes headphones* What?

???2: Oh, lol.

Saitama: You actually say the word?

???3: Look, kid. We don't-

Kaidou: *removes watch*

Saitama: Oh shit, they're dead. *covers ears*

Kaidou: staple.

The 5 men who were on a bullying spree suddenly had their mouths stapled, blood dripping down from their lips.

???: Mmm...Mmmm! Mmm mmm mmm!!!

Kaidou: please excuse us!

They then made their way to the test.

Saitama had to separate from Kaidou because they were in different rooms. So was Genos.

Police: Alright, 3...2...1...Start!

First test was running.

Kaidou: Sorry but...

Kaidou slows down time. Looking around him, he sees that everyone was barely moving an inch.

Kaidou: Alrighty! *Runs to the endline*

Kaidou: Continue.

Everything goes back to normal.

Police: Stop! All contestants, stop! Next...

Everyone: Huh!!?

Police: Next one, side jumps! On your marks, 3...2...1...Go!

Kaidou: Lighten body.

Kaidou: Set speed: Mach 20.

As soon as the contestants started, Kaidou had done 30 billion side jumps.

The whole area became windy because of it with the floor cracked up.

Kaidou stops.

Kaidou: All done!