WE'RE HERE JAKQKND - 5

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piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
choke.

fox - maidens:
is that what you say to your nonexistent girl😟

"SUNA IF YOU DONT SHUT YER TRAP I SWEAR IM GONNA-"

"atsumu. sit down," kita ordered.

piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
I hope the girl managers think u have a disease

fox - maidens:
when they see your hair, they'll KNOW you have a disease

[piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS is offline]

fox - maidens:
that's tough

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'as if i have time to focus on girls rn anyways'

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(y/n's pov)

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'BOOMBAYAH...
YAH YAH YAH BOOMBAYAH
YAH YAH YAH BOOMBAYAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
BOOM- BOOM- BA
BOOM- BOOM- BA (OPPA!)'

"HOLY CRAP AWIDJANQZ" i screamed as the music blasted into my ears.

"AH WTF?¿!!¡" yelled noya.

(a/n: read it like how cardi b says it)

"YOU SCARED ME Y/N GEEZ."

"can you two morons please shut up?" tsukki asked 2 seats in front of us.

"we weren't even being loud," i said as i rolled my eyes.

"right... and you can spell vacuum."

'damn who stepped in your food this morning💔'

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE WE'RE HERE," coach ukai yelled from the front of the bus. "GET OFF AND START UNLOADING."

'AGAGA I GET TO HAVE MY SWAGGY BROS REUNION'

(a/n: 11 11 make a wish <3)

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Inside Nekoma Dorm Rooms📍 - Saturday, 12:00 PM

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"ok butt lickers set your stuff down and get settled in. i gotta go talk to coach nekomata. don't get into any trouble, y/n," my uncle said.

"excuse me but I'd like to call this an act of sexism. there are 12 other boys and you choose to call me out ??"

"unfair g."

"boohoo. go cry a river," tsukki retorted.

"man shut up."

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swaggy bros🥶🤝‼️

swaggy patty😩:
SWAGSTERS WERE HEREEEÊÆXË

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