Quote #199

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*Training seminar at the fire station and everyone is learning CPR*

Ryan: Yeah, okay. You didn't maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911. So you lost him.

Sullivan: Okay, he's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Ryan?

Ryan: I have no idea.

Sullivan: Anyone else?

Montgomery: We bury him?

Sullivan: Wrong. Ehh. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.

Gibson: He has no wallet, I checked.

Miller: He is an organ donor.

Sullivan: He is?

Miller: ...Sure.

Sullivan: Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket.

Sullivan: *Pulls out knife from holder that is attached to his leg* Here we go.

Sullivan: *Stabs the dummy and starts cutting it open*

Andy: Oh my God! Robert!

Maya: Sullivan!

Andy: What are you– *interrupted by other people yelling* What are you doing?

Sullivan: We search for the organs. Where's the heart? The precious heart.

Gibson: And I thought this training seminar was going to be boring, but now I'm having fun!

Vic: Gibson!

Gibson: What?

Sullivan: *Making noises*

Andy: Ahh! Oh my God!

Warren: Oh my God!

*Sullivan has cut the face off the CPR dummy and put it over his own*

Maya: Why would you-

Andy: Robert!

Sullivan: Clarice?

Warren: Oh my God!


Reference- The Office

A/N: So apparently the max amount of parts a Wattpad book can have is 200 and this is the 200th part. But don't worry, there will be more incorrect quotes! Just not in this book.

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