Sullivan, to the audience: What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved the station money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.
Sullivan, to the audience: In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead."
Sullivan, to the audience: Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
Vic: OK. Sullivan. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?
Sullivan: Yes. And my decision is final.
Vic: This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.
Sullivan: Aww, times are tough, Hughes. Deal with it.
Warren: You cut more than you had to, didn't you?
Sullivan: Sure.
Warren: Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?
Sullivan: Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.
Warren: OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.
Sullivan: I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Sullivan. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Vic: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Sullivan: So I can lower it.
Reference- The Office
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Station 19 Incorrect Quotes
RandomJust some Station 19 incorrect quotes. Is meant for fun and not supposed to be taken seriously. About 99% of these quotes are from various TV shows, songs and incorrect quote generators. I'll try and post where I got them from when I can. Oh, also...
