Warren: Everyone, I have some bad news.
Warren: Sullivan was hit by a car.
Gibson: What?
Maya: Where?
Warren: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took him to the hospital, and the doctors tried to save his life. They did the best that they could...
Warren: And he is going to be OK.
Miller: What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Vic: So he's really going to be fine?
Warren: Yes. He has a slight pelvical fracture, but, ah... people have survived far worse.
Vic: Thank the skies you were there.
Warren: Yeah.
Vic: Did you see who did it?
Miller: No need, we can just check the security tapes.
Warren: Umm... Kind of a good news/bad news there.
Warren: I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit him.
Everyone: *Stays silent.*
Gibson: Who was driving?
Warren: *Stays silent and smiles awkwardly.*
Vic: Oh, Warren.
Maya: Hey... Why did you do it?
Warren: It was an accident.
Maya: Was he talkin' back?
Warren: No.
Maya: Did you get sick of that face? Did he owe you money? Uh-oh.
Maya: Did he try and steal your job too?
Reference- The Office
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Station 19 Incorrect Quotes
RandomJust some Station 19 incorrect quotes. Is meant for fun and not supposed to be taken seriously. About 99% of these quotes are from various TV shows, songs and incorrect quote generators. I'll try and post where I got them from when I can. Oh, also...
