Headaches & Hazbins: Book 1: New Kind of Life, New Kind of Hell

Chapter 10: Fight Club: Part 3

Bentley: (Through Speakers) Wow! Haven't seen him do that before!

[Jerry, after choke slamming Croc, quickly moves aside as Croc stands up just as fast. The two put their fists back up ready to go at it again.]

Asher: (In Head) Ok... I gotta admit. Never been a fan of people beating the shit out of each other until Jerry choke slammed an overgrown lizard. *Chuckles* None of this makes any sense to me!

[Jerry and Croc keep their fists up and glare at each other, they seem solely focused on each other. Both are acting like all the yelling from the crowd and the lights shined on them aren't there. It's a completely different mindset in the ring for both of them. The two then slowly begin to circle around the ring, looking for an opening. Asher watches the two of them closely and with interest.]

Asher: (In Head) Haven't seen Jerry act like this before. I mean he does have a bit of a temper from time to time, but this... He's in a completely different mindset! I guess he's part blacksmith, part weaponsmith, part boxer, part asshole... Quadruple threat! Huh... Does that even make any sense?

[He looks up towards the ceiling and tilts his head a bit.]

Asher: (In Head) Nah, probably not.

Bradley: (Through Speakers) OOOOO! THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT!

Asher: (In Head) Hm?

[Asher looks back at the ring after getting distracted in his own thoughts once again. He's greeted by the sight of Jerry taking a right hook to the face.]

Asher: (In Head) Oooo...

[Jerry stumbles back a few steps, only to get punched again by Croc in the stomach. He falls forward a bit and gets punched by another left hook from Croc. Croc then raises his foot and kicks Jerry forward to the ground with a thud.]

Bradley: (Through Speakers) WOAH!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THAT FELT?!?!

Bentley: (Through Speakers) Yes... I can through experience with you Brad...

[Jerry lies on the ground in pain. Croc makes his way to the center of the ring, he cracks his neck then cracks his knuckles. He then puts his fists back up and resumes a fighting stance, he punches the air in front of him a few times.]

Bentley: (Through Speakers) You gotta admit Brad, these two always put up a show in the ring. They seem to actually have a bit of respect for each other.

[Jerry places his left hand on the ground in an attempt to stand. He immediately regrets his decision as a surge of pain goes through his body causing him to grunt in pain.]

Jerry: (In Head) Eggh... Fuck.

Bentley: (Through Speakers) But if they're up against anybody else in the ring, they-

Bradley: (Through Speakers) -BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM!!! WWOOOOOAAAHHHH!!!

[Croc continues to punch the air in front of him. He stops when he notices that Jerry's still on the ground. He waves towards himself with both of his hands while glaring at Jerry.]

Croc: What? Done already? Stand you freak to imp kind!

[Jerry places both hands on the ground and fights through the pain. He slowly stands up and puts both fists back up.]

Jerry: Fuck you overgrown lizard.

Croc: Oh for Satan's sake... Would it kill you to come up with something new?

Jerry: I'm going to kill you, skin you, and then turn you into my next apron. How's that you scaley fuck?

[Croc punches his fists together.]