Question - Who has the most dangerous boyfriend/girlfriend?
Percy: Annabeth judo-flipped me once and tried to kill me a few times.
Carter: Well, Zia once tried to set me on fire.
Will: Nico can summon zombies. I think I win.
Magnus: Alex cut off my head once. Or twice. Or a few more times.
Other: *stunned silence*
Magnus: I win.
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The Rick Riordan Joke Book
HumorAwesome Rick Riordan memes. Disclaimer: The cover art was not made by me. Any other art on covers will have been made by me if there are no disclaimers.
