Percy: "I'm the defeater of Kronos, the slayer of Medusa, one of the seven Heroes of Olym--"
Leo: "Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?"
Percy: "I paid for my chips. I'm getting my chips."
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The Rick Riordan Joke Book
HumorAwesome Rick Riordan memes. Disclaimer: The cover art was not made by me. Any other art on covers will have been made by me if there are no disclaimers.
