Baby Artemis: "Hey Dad?"
Zeus: "Yes child?"
Baby Artemis: "How long can someone breathe in a washing machine while it's running?"
Zeus, chuckling: "Now, why d'you wanna know that, Artemis?"
Baby Artemis: ...
Zeus: ...
Zeus: "Wait. WHERE'S APOLLO?!"
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The Rick Riordan Joke Book
HumorAwesome Rick Riordan memes. Disclaimer: The cover art was not made by me. Any other art on covers will have been made by me if there are no disclaimers.
