[The episode opens with a shot of the sun. Dipper starts to narrate.]
Dipper Pines:(Narrating) Ah, summer break.
[The camera pans to grilling burgers while are running around and laughing beside him. Others sit at a picnic table.]
Hank: So you want cheese on that?
Hank's wife: Sure, Hank.
Dipper: A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy.
"Not in Gravity Falls, it's not!" Wendy said, making finger guns at the sign.
[The camera stops at the "Welcome to" sign.]
Unless you're me.
"Case in point."
[A golf cart crashes through the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign with the occupants screaming. They are being chased by an unknown beast, which is knocking down trees.]
"What was that?" Ford 3 asked out of sheer wonder.
"Not zombies," Dipper said. Ford 3 was confused as to how that was supposed to help, obviously, it wasn't zombies.
Mabel Pines: (Looks back) It's getting closer!
[The monster tries to catch the cart but just falls short. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly.]
Dipper: (Narrating) My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
[The scene resumes.]The monster throws a tree in their path.]
Mabel: Look out!
[The image freezes with Mabel and Dipper screaming as they run into the screen.]
Dipper: Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
Cut to the theme song.
"I like it," Mabel decided.
"The music's nice," Dipper said, deciding to ignore the fact that a triangle reminiscent of the one they had just beaten had appeared for half a second. All the Fords had seen it and took it differently.
Cut back to Dipper and Mabel in the golf cart.]
Dipper: Let's rewind. (Flashback to Dipper and Mabel in their living room at home) It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.
"Well, we did get that fresh air," Mabel said.
"Yep."
[Their parents take their stuff away, give them bags and put some sunscreen on their noses. Cut to a map of Oregon. Zoom in to Gravity Falls.]
Dipper(Narrating:) They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods.
[Cut to Mabel in the attic hanging up posters.]
Mabel: This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!
[Holds up hands, which have gigantic splinters sticking out of them]
All three Stans smiled, remembering when a twelve-year-old Stanley Pines had said such a thing.
Dipper(Backs up into his bed, which is on; not narrating:) And there's a goat on my bed.
"He keeps getting in," Stan 1 said, crossing his arms.
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