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four ; 20 questions

taebae
nope. single as a pringle :D

banana milk boy
yeah you

joon
nope
joon
what kind of books do you read?

Misun
the type of books that i can't recommend

taebae
oh
taebae
OH

Misun
;)
Misun
are you morning or night people?

joon
i'm a morning person
joon
i like to go on bike rides 😊

Misun
invite me some time joonie!

taebae
i'm a night person
taebae
i can't for the life of me get up in the mornings

banana milk boy
night person
banana milk boy
it takes like five people to wake me up

Misun
AYYY IM A NIGHT PERSON TOO
Misun
NIGHT PEOPLE UNITE 💪🏼💪🏼

taebae
omg yay let's make a cult

Misun
no tae
Misun
that's taking it too far

banana milk boy
favorite movie?

Misun
ANY MARVEL MOVIE
Misun
i want iron man to be my sugar daddy
Misun
i'm a slut for that man

joon
i-
joon
i shouldn't be surprised

banana milk boy
i can be your sugar daddy instead 😏

Misun
haha no
Misun
my question for you is...
do you like marvel?
Misun
answer wisely •_•

taebae
oh yeah totally

Misun
do i sense sarcasm?

taebae
NO MA'AM

joon
yes, marvel movies are the best 🥲

banana milk boy
HELL YEAH I LOVE MARVEL
banana milk boy
iron man is my fav too
banana milk boy
see? we're perfect for each other 🥰

Misun
good. im glad we're all in agreement :D

banana milk boy
can we get married sooner?

Misun
no
Misun
that counts as a question

banana milk boy
SHIT

taebae
STOP JK UR WASTING
QUESTIONS

banana milk boy
IM SORRY

joon
what's your star sign?
joon
mines a virgin
joon
VIRGO***
joon
shit i did it again

Misun
i'm a virgin as well hehe

banana milk boy
wait are you actually a virgin

Misun
that will count as a question
Misun
do you wish to proceed?

taebae
YES

Misun
very well
Misun
. . .
Misun
yeah i'm a virgin lol
Misun
IM A VIRGIN AND IM PROUD

banana milk boy
*cricket noises*

Misun
did you just-

taebae
0_0
taebae
ok then

joon
ok yeah i'm done
joon
goodnight everybody

Misun
night joonie <33
Misun
i'm going to bed too

taebae
GOODNIGHT 💤😴

banana milk boy
goodnight, my love 😘

Misun
goodnight everyone!!! <333

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Meanwhile...
HOESOK, YOONGI, JIN

"This group chat is fucking insane," Yoongi stated matter-of-factly as he watched the texts appear one by one.

The three were currently sitting on the couch in the living room and wondering when everything had gone so wrong.

Jin sighed. "I can't even look. My children are straying further and further from God each day."

Hoseok's eyes widened. "Jungkook just asked if Sunny was a virgin!"

Jin gasped in horror as Yoongi exclaimed, "What?!"

Yoongi stood up and stormed towards the youngest one's room, Jin and Hoseok close behind. "I'm going to beat the shit out of him!"

"Before you do that, I need to lecture him!"

Hoseok smiled evilly in the very back of the group and held up his phone, "And I'll get it all on video!"

Poor Jungkook had no idea what awaited him as he smiled blissfully at his phone, saying goodnight to his beloved fiancé.

It would be a very long night for him.