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I came up with this while in the shower


Argo finds himself in the middle of the ocean, again, and attempts to use his (STO)Yorktown class riggings. He fails.

"Why this shit again..."

Argo gets a notification from Whisky that there's a whole goddamn fleet at Mars, and multiple other ships around the Azur Lane base

"What the hell"

"Yes sir that seems to be the case"

His radio crackles to life

"Unknown ship this is the USS Montana"

More voices speak

"Hey but I'm the USS Montana"

"No I am!"

"Guys stop trying to pretend you're Montana, we all know that the Montana is a girl"

More people make their presence clear

"USS Enterprise, CVN-65 and CVN-80 reporting in"

"Apparently USS Enterprise CVN-65 and CVN-80 number 2, we're here"

"This is the Yellowknife, holding position with Ladon and Murphy"

"UNCF Yamato inbound, what the hell is going on"

"USS Zumwalt on standby"

"USS Nimitz, HMS Prince of Wales, HMS Queen Elizabeth, SBS Yasov, Kirov, Admiral Kuzenetov, KRI Bung Tomo, BRP Jose Rizal, USS Gerald R. Ford, JS Kirishima, U-34, ORP Bielik, FN Charles De Gaulle, HMAS Hobart, KNM Roald Amundsen, and FNS Hanko, we are currently holding position 248km south of the base"

"Wait, but I have Nimitz-san here with me? Right, Long Beach?"

"Don't call me Nimitz-san!"

"This is Susumu Kodai of the UNCF Yamato, what just happened..."

"UNSC Pillar Of Autumn, is on the way to earth"

"Where am I!"

"Name, please?"

"RSD Triumphant"

"Ok, uhhhhh is there anyone else on the radio right now?"

"Um, yes..."

"Name, and if available, registry"

"USS Argo, no registry, just a flying 1 wing aircraft carrier"

"Okay then! Everyone head to the Azur Lane base, and we sort out everything there"

Luckily for them, only a few people didn't respond to the radio. A Cleveland class with a harem, a German destroyer, a Yamato, and a german super battleship


Hey this was before I realized that they can be copyrighted

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