???: I hope this doesn't send me to another fricking dimension
The person takes a confident step into the portal, and gets catapulted across a field of flowers into a tree
???: sigh sometimes I don't wanna be a kansen, sometimes I love it.
He pulls a radio out of nowhere
Cardinal: USS Cardinal NCC-2115, anyone there or are radios dead
???: USS? Cardinal? NCC? I've never heard that name or designation be- hey who are you guys, why are you h- HEY S-
Cardinal: ah...
Suddenly Cardinal is surrounded by men in black uniforms with M16s, bearing the classic MTF on their shoulders, along with "LAMBDA-3" under it
?MTF Leader?: get up, hands behind your back, don't try anything
Cardinal: oh so I just see you guys and you're already ordering me around? Cardinal summons his riggings and starts charging up his phasers, with a noticeable "whirr"-ing sound
?MTF Leader?: REALITY ANCHOR NOW
One of the MTF soldiers places down a mobile reality anchor but it's instantly destroyed by one of Cardinal's phasers
Cardinal: don't try it...
MTF Leader: you're being taken into custody, you're a possible danger to humanity
Cardinal: How am I a danger to humanity! I've been protecting humanity for the past 500 years!
MTF Leader: shut up
Cardinal feels something go into his shoulder and turns
Cardinal: a freaking tranq, cmon d-
He collapses on the ground
A few days later he wakes up in a bare room, 3x3x3 meters, he hears a voice
???: hello there, SCP-7621, my name is Dr Bright
Cardinal: excuse me, but my registration is NCC-2115-C, you didn't even get the prefix right
Dr Bright: no, SCP-7621 is your new "registration number"
Cardinal: screw this
He launches a photon torpedo at the door and materializes a giant sword from nowhere, runs out and starts slicing bullets with it GGO Kirito style as the scientist gets on a radio
Dr Bright: Sound the alarm, SCP-7621 has breached containment, and reclassify it as Keter, it broke through the tungsten doors with ease, have it scheduled for transfer to site 17 cross testing with SCP-978 immediately.
More and more MTF, security, and IA start surrounding Cardinal, but he just keeps on blocking/slicing the bullets at supersonic speeds, with a sword almost as big as Ichigo's, and the tranquilizers bounce off a force field
Cardinal: Now who's the most dangerous of these monsters...
He runs down the halls
Cardinal: aha! L4 clearance and up needed, highly danger- bla bla bla ok
He blasts the door open and breaks 682's acid container allowing it to breach containment, and the 2 run out of the room
682: thanks kid
In front of them is a wall of rocket launchers all being fired at once
682: good luck
Cardinal: Frick
BOOM
Another few weeks later, site 17, Cardinal is in a room with a Class-D and polaroid camera, with a picture turned down
