He despawns his riggings and turns them into a 2' model of his ship, taking a wisdom cube while it happens

Cardinal: this thing, but I wouldn't recommend touching it

Suddenly a group of MTF floods into the room

MTF1: put that thing on the ground and put your hands up!

Cardinal: guys listen it's just a wisdom cube, all it d-

MTF1: YOU HEARD ME PUT IT DOWN HANDS UP

Cardinal: jeez, so rude

Iris: How is he so calm? Normally most people would be scared out of their minds with all those guns pointed at them

Cardinal: What are you guys planning on doing with it?

The MTF starts putting it into a box

Dr Hess: we're taking it for examination

Cardinal: just saying, you won't be able to but, ok good luck, and if you wanna try then, Echo show yourself

The glowing green hologram of a woman appears next to Cardinal, as the MTF leave the room

Echo: What do you need me for right now?

Cardinal: guys, this is my onboard AI, Echo! She was adapted from a combination of my old computer and some UNSC AI, courtesy of my friend, AWS Fontathia

Echo: Fontathia wasn't really your friend, it was the other girl...

Cardinal: don't question it, she still agreed to give me repairs, and that's the only reason you're talking to me like this right now

Echo raises her hand in a point to try and make a point, but falters and stays silent

Cardinal: yeah, I thought so

Iris giggles

Iris: You two are cute

Cardinal waves his hand

Echo: rude-!

Echo disappears

Iris: What did you do to her?

Cardinal: She's a hologram as well, lucky for her she can interact with objects

He takes off a glove

Cardinal: Unlike me

He waves his hand through a wall

Mr Deeds: if you don't mind sir, may I ask what happened?"

Cardinal: I don't mind at all

He pulls out a chair from a table with his other hand

Cardinal: so, what do you think happens when you've been to 1 alternate universe of your own, an alternate timeline, a completely separate reality, an alternate multiverse, and a combination of each type of them, learn you're part of a film franchise in said universe, and end up here

Mr Deeds: I suppose, what happened to you

Cardinal: correct. Molecular decay on an atomic level. If I don't get back home soon, most likely I'll just fade and die. But hey there's always another version of me. As an evil man once said, I always come back.

He puts his glove back on

Mr Deeds: interesting

Cardinal: anyways, I'm gonna be right back

Mr Deeds: sure

Cardinal disappears in the transporter light

When he comes back his current clothing is now different from before. Now he's wearing a no hood jacket, and blue pants in Measure 22 camouflage. Along with webbing to holster a sword and shoulder lights. While they're watching he brings out his sword and puts it on his back.

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