Tony- STEVE ROGERS
Steve- what is it tony
Tony- a little Birdy just told me something very interesting indeed
Steve- which was
Tony- r u seriously going on a date with ur dead lovers grandniece
Steve- I mean it's not really a date
Tony- this is my worst nightmare
Steve- stop being so dramatic
Tony- y cap y
Steve- how u even no
Tony- Sharon told red, who told Clint, who told everyone else
Steve- Sharon told Natasha?
Tony- YES which brings me onto the subject on why the hell u don't just ask red out
Steve- she'd say no
Tony- she wouldn't
Tony- wait u thought about it?
Steve- sort of
Tony- THEN Y ASK OUT THE STUPID PIG
Steve- I just asked her 2 go 2 the bar
Tony- ur going to the bar together
Steve- yh?
Steve- besides nat probably likes banner more than me
Tony- she doesn't
Steve- u no for a fact?
Tony- well no but
Steve- sorry, but I have to go
Tony- so u do like Natasha Romanoff
Tony- the black widow
Steve- yes
Tony- YESSSSSSSSS
Steve- I have 2 go now bye
