Chapter 8: Testing Them

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"SUP BITCHES!" I yelled prentending I just noticed them. They all cringed and sat on the floor, Harry sitting next to me. I lolled my head back into Harry's lap who seemed happy.

"Anyways yeah a tattoo...maybe cutting my hair." I drifted on.

"Interesting." Louis whispered.

"So, new badass Ash!" Harry called.

"What?" I asked harshly.

"Since you're like badass now...have you lost it?" Harry asked finishing with a smirk.

"Lost what?" I hissed. He just wriggled his eyebrows as a response. OH GOD. OKAY, FAIL AT BADASS MOVE RIGHT HERE.  I got up and ran to the bathroom. I slammed the door shut and let the vommit loose. I guess you could say I wasn't ready..? Yeah...I'm one of those people. I guess the test didn't work out for me... I quickly brushed my teeth, recollected myself, my normal self and walked back out.

"Yeah...i don't like being badass...." I admitted.

"Obviously." Zayn said. I shot him a stern look and he stopped his eye roll mid roll.

"I guess you aren't ready for little Louis then." Harry joked finishing with a smirk. Imeediate death glare. I jumped on curly untill he squealed.

"I swear,boy, you say anything like that again i will-" I started.

"Suck it." Harry said smugly.

"You asked for it." I hissed.

"LOUIS, BABE, PASS ME THE SCICCORS PLEASE!" I yelled. Louis ran up and came back with tardis blue sciccors....like seriously TARDIS blue. I took them and smirked at Harry.

"You wouldn't." He gasped sounding terrified.

"Oh, but I would, Harry." I smirked and laughed maniaclly.

"B-but!" He stammered.

"The volturi don't give second chances." I quoted Jane from twilight with a blank expression and cut off a tiny lock of his hair, making himn squeal loudly. Heh.

"So are you still like badass then?" Louis asked.

"Hell no." I sighed.

"Aw, I like that look on you." Harry pouted.

"Oh really? Well maybe I like it when...we go swimming. YEAH YOU REVEAL YOURSELVES THERE TOO!" I said loudly....yeah I know I'm pathetic.

"Then lets go swimming." Niall suggested finishing with a wink.

"NEVER!" I screeched.

"You know we just adore your bathing suit!" Louis sang.

"Shuddup!" I hissed, blushing and looked down.

"Whats her bathing suit look like?" Liam Niall chorused.

"YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW!" I yelled and crouched defensivley.

"Well its actually this really sk-" Harry started but I bashed him in the head with a pillow.

"really what?" Zayn asked, suddenly interested in the convo.

"Its just a regualr bathing suit..." I lied. Harry and Loui scoffed.

"Then why won't you go swimming with us?! If its so normal?" Niall whined.

"Because!" I pouted.

"Becasue..?" Niall pressed.

"I'm.....s-sick! PLEASE HELP ME!" I said a bit too over dramatic...greeeaaat.

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