Ep:6 Quad-ventures in babysitting

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"Alright five PBJ's three no crust for the boys,one with crust and one weirdly with extra crust for Dawn.."Josie said as she placed down the tray.

"What I like to make crust-staches,I give you sir Isaac gluten.."Dawn defended.

Tom and Anne clapped while Y/n just stared at her wired.

"Hey guys your dad and I have to work late so Tanya is going to pick you up and babysit you tonight"Anne said.

The five groan.

"Come on not tooting Tanya"Ricky whined.

"Hey she can't help it she makes those sounds"Anne said.

"Those aren't the only sounds she makes.."Dawn informed.

"Yeah she's got a clicky ankle,a poppy knee and there's always something sloshing around down there"Y/n said as she gagged.

"And she has underarm hairs"Nicky added.

"That's acceptable in some cultures buddy"Tom said.

"In a plastic bag?"He asked.

"She knits things from it"Ricky said.

"Sorry kids but Tanya's the only one who can suirvive the Quad- nado remember push over Paige"Anne said.

-FLASHBACK-

"Are you sure this is what your parents meant by Sunday dinner?"Paige asked.

All the kids groaned in response.

"OK!"She said.
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Or easily hypnotized Harry?"

-FLASHBACK-

"You will take us to the movies"Ricky said.

"I will take you to the movies"Harry repeated.

"Ooh and buy us popcorn"Nicky added.

"Ooh and but you popcorn"Harry repeated.
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"Sorry kids but your stuck with Tanya"Anne concluded.

"You will not let Tanya babysit us"Ricky said as he tried to hypnotize them.

"Yeah that doesn't work on us"Anne said.

"Honey I don't think we should let Tanya babysit them"Tom said.

"You will change the lightbulb on the front porch"Anne said Hypnotizing him.

"Your getting Tanya I have to go buy a lightbulb"Tom said waking away.

"Uh-oh I recognize that snap,crackle,slosh"Dawn said.

Y/n gagged again.

"I'm going to be sick"Y/n said.

"Good news Tanya's in the hizzle housy better news I shave I knit cap for everyone"Tanya said.
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"Wow look who's finally awake how was your night with Tanya?"Anne asks.

"We we're up half the night"Ricky said.

"She sang us lullabies"Dawn said.

"That's sweet"Anne said.

"About all the stuff they put in sausage"Dawn responded.

"There's more horn than you think"Dicky said.

"I threw up twice"Y/n added.
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"Nicky as you know I am always on a quest to improve the products I sell,you see this inflatable raft? Normally it would take 20seconds for it to inflate"Tom says

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