Smallville/The Dark Knight (Part 2)

The Tumbler Ride

(The Yellowish Tumbler drove down the streets of Smallville in the middle of the day, people looked at it on the sidewalk in surprise and confusion)

Alfred: "Much more subtle."

(Clark shifted awkwardly between Alfred and Lucius)

Alfred: "Might I interest you in a tangerine?"

Clark: "Oh..no thank you."

Bruce: "He's lying, Alfred. He loves orange juice."

(Clark glared at him not that Bruce noticed since he was focused on driving)

Lois: "This is one of my fantasies come true! Can I push a button?"

Bruce: "No."

Lois: "C'mon Batty Buzz Kill not even a.."

Bruce: "I'm trying to concentrate, Lois. Last time I drove a car like this, I caused more damage than I wanted to."

Lucius: "Then you triggered the self destruct mechanism, Mister Wayne."

Bruce: "I had to."

Lucius: "I'm sure you did. Doesn't mean I'm happy about it."

Clark: "He crashed his bike too."

Lucius: "What?!"

Bruce: "Oh come on..that was your fault for standing in the middle of the ro.."

Lois: "Hey Alfred, I'll have a tangerine."

Alfred: "Nevah."

(Hands her one)

Lucius: "You certainly have a way of going through vehicles, Mister Wayne. I'm hesitant about giving you The Bat."

Bruce: "...hey speaking of self destruct mechanisms Lucius...you remember to type in your name?"

(Lucius shifted uncomfortably)

Lucius: "I did."

Clark: "Where are we even going again?"

(Lois turned to him and shrugged while smiling sweetly with a mouth full of tangerine)

Alfred: "Master Wayne I um...I have a bit of a confession to make myself.."

Bruce: "Excuse me, I'm trying to observe the rules of the road, Alfred."

Alfred: "Yes..much appreciated but there's something important I should probably.."

Lucius: "I still can't believe you turned every cell phone in Gotham into a microphone."

Bruce: "And high frequency generator receiver."

Clark: "Okay..can I please get out now?"

(Bruce sighed and stopped the car)

Lois: "Something the matter, Smallville? Want the rest of my tangerine?"

Alfred: "..I've got a couple more."

Clark: "It's not that I..just would rather walk instead of...whatever this is."

Bruce: "We gotta find this man, Clark."

Clark: "That much I understand. But I just need..please let me out okay? Please?"

Alfred: "Open the door, sir. And Miss Lane, here's some bloody sun tan lotion."

(Bruce sighed and opened the door, Clark super speed ran out and onto the sidewalk)

Bruce: "You should probably go with him, Lois."

Lois: "What? Why, you heard him. He doesn't want to..to...I was having a great time in here."

Bruce: "Something tells me, you'd have a better time by hearing him out."

Lois: "..what makes you say that?"

Bruce: "...let's just say I know what it's like to...to miss out on things like this..and you two have a chance here. A chance to truly...be happy. I won't be the one that prevents that."

(Alfred looked down in sadness, Lucius put a supportive hand on his shoulder)

Lois: "....okay byyeee!"

(Hops outside)