Butterfly

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Lightbulb: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! 

Test Tube: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? 

Lightbulb: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. 

Fan, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagined having butterfly wings? Then- 

Paintbrush: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. 

Marshmallow: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aiming a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... 

Tissues: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- 

Fan: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.

Test Tube: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? 

Lightbulb: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.

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