Some more incorrect quotes because I'm insane

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by YTCat123
by YTCat123
                                    
                                               I seriously need to stop-
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                          Paintbrush: can you please be serious for five minutes?

                          Lightbulb: my record is four, but I think I can do it
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                          Fan, pointing: may I sit here?
                          Test Tube: that's my lap
                          Fan: that doesn't answer my question, Test Tube
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                          Fan, typing on his blog: lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao 
                          Test Tube: what did you do?
                          Fan: I MADE A BIG MISTAKE
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                          Yin: are we in trouble?
                          OJ: take a wild guess
                          Yang: no?
                          OJ: take another guess
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                          MePhone: someone will die
                          Toilet: of fun!
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                          Paintbrush: Lightbulb was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some
                          Lightbulb: well they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it
                          Paintbrush: Lightbulb, you ate a chair
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                          Test Tube, pulling out a card: ace of spades
                          Fan, pulling out an Uno card: Uno +4
                          Lightbulb, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you!
                          Paintbrush: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE EVEN PLAYING?!
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                          Yin-Yang: *gently taps table*
                          Paintbrush: *taps back*
                          Silver Spoon: what are they doing?
                          Candle: Morse code
                          Yin-Yang: *aggressively taps table*
                          Paintbrush, slamming their hands on the table: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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                          MePhone: how come none of you heard what I just said?
                          Floory: I've been zoned out for the past two hours
                          Clover: I got distracted halfway through
                          Nickel: ignoring you was a conscious decision
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                          Knife, banging on the door: Balloon, open up!
                          Balloon: well, it all started when I was a kid-
                          Suitcase: no he meant-
                          Microphone: let him finish
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                          Nickel: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
                          Balloon: I witnessed the dumb stuff
                          Cheesy: I recorded the dumb stuff
                          Yang: I joined in on the dumb stuff
                          Yin: *rolls his eyes*
                          OJ: I TRIED TO STAP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
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                          Paintbrush: we need to distract these guys
                          Lightbulb: leave that to me
                          Lightbulb: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss
                          Balloon, Nickel, and Knife: *immediately start arguing*
                          Suitcase, watching in horror: no, I don't like this, I don't like this at all...
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                          MePhone: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
                          Suitcase: >:O language!
                          Balloon: yeah watch your fucking language
                          Nickel: OK WHO TAUGHT BALLOON THE FUCK WORD?
                          Knife: 'the fuck word'
                          Paintbrush: are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
                          Balloon: oh my god they censored it
                          Knife: say fuck, Paintbrush
                          Balloon: do it, Paintbrush. Say fuck
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                          That's it for now XD