Inanimate Insanity randomness

So I translated some II lines w Google Translate...

I translated some II lines with Google Translate lmfao

"I would like a pizza now" (I want the pizza, now)

"You're a brush girl, I've never seen you draw anything" (you're a paintbrush, and girl, I ain't seen you painting nothing)

"I give you cookies, but I am fat, so I eat everything" (I was actually gonna give you cookies, but I'm a fat slob, so I ate everything)

"That is to say, laughter is illegal!" (that's it, laughter is officially illegal!)

Ok now you guys do this in the comments... I'm curious...