Inanimate Insanity randomness

I turned some scenes from this video into incorrect quotes

Cobs: look, MePhone4, who am I to you?

MePhone4: a pedophile! 

MePhone4S: *WHEEZE*

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Paintbrush: now, Lightbulb, when you meet my parents, I need you to make a really good impression or they might not like you. So just be on your best-

Lightbulb: *eats chips loudly for a few seconds while Paintbrush glared at her* 

Lightbulb: I like these chips!

Paintbrush: be on your best behavior and DON'T make any strange child noises

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Fan, interviewing Taco for some reason: if I were in your house, what would it be like?

Taco: you'd sleep a lot

Fan:

Test Tube: *concerned*

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Yang: hello my name is pastor Touch Thyself

Pepper: I'm pastor Lez Bian 

Cheesy: I'm pastor Mike, Mike Hawk

Nickel: I'm mister Lester, my first name is Moe

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I'm bored af please help