chaos - teen wolf

CHAOS RISING

DANIELLE: [appalled] Lord...

DANIELLE: You at least got yourself a target of opportunity?

HEATHER: STILES! Hi!

STILES: Hey! There's the birthday gir--

SHE KISSES HIM

HEATHER: So glad that you made it!

STILES: [overwhelmed] Me, too...

HEATHER: Come downstairs with me and help me pick out a bottle of wine...?

STILES: Yes.

SCOTT: Hey.

SAM FACEPALMS: God these 2

STILES: Hey, remember when we were little kids, and we used to come down here all the time, and then we would--

STILES: [shocked] Yeah, we never did that...

HEATHER: Stiles... I just turned seventeen today...

STILES: Mmm?

HEATHER: And you know what I want for my birthday?

STILES: [chuckles nervously] A bike?

HEATHER: To not be a seventeen-year-old virgin.

HEATHER: You've never done it before, either?

STILES: [jokingly] Turned seventeen? No, not yet, no...

HEATHER: Stiles...

STILES: [sighing] Yeah, maybe that other thing, too...

HEATHER: Do you want to? I mean, would you be okay with that?

STILES: [stammering anxiously] Yeah, would I be okay with that? I believe so, yeah, um... Okay, no, yeah, very...

STILES: Okay, um, wait, wait, wait, wait--

STILES: I don't have any, uh...

HEATHER: My brother has some in the upstairs bathroom.

STILES: Yeah?

HEATHER: Yeah.

STILES: Okay, sho--

HEATHER: You should go get them.

HEATHER: Go!

STILES: Going!

HEATHER: Go!

SCOTT: This isn't the talk we were gonna have, is it?

ALLISON: I need to show you something.

STILES: Yes, yes, yes!

HEATHER: Stiles?

HEATHER: Okay, this isn't funny...

HEATHER: AHHHHHHHH!

STILES: Okay! Only got one. I figured, you know, if we needed more, I could...

STILES: Heather?

DEREK'S LOFT

ISAAC: You know, I'm starting not to like this idea. Sounds kinda dangerous...

ISAAC: You know what? I definitely don't like this idea, and I definitely don't like him...

DEREK: [sighing] You'll be fine.

ISAAC: Does it have to be him?

DEREK: He knows how to do it-- I don't. It'd be more dangerous if I tried doing it myself.