call it what you want - wolfstar

my non-existing girlfriend

a/n: ok now i remember😂

11:45 pm
sirius
jameeesssss
james
jamieeee
jameusss
prongs
james😡
jamieeeeeeee

stupid deer-boy🦌
yes?

sirius
ok u know that thing i told u?

stupid deer-boy🦌
about the essay?
it's fine, i haven't started either lol
let's just copy remus again

sirius
no, not that🙄

stupid deer-boy🦌
ok but then no, i don't think she's married

sirius
uh wait
who

stupid deer-boy🦌
mcgonagall!!

sirius
uh james, when did we speak about mcgonagall's love life?

stupid deer-boy🦌
oh sorry
that must've been pete and i

sirius
wait, does he think he can marry minnie?!

stupid deer-boy🦌
shh don't tell him😳

sirius
what the actual fuck

stupid deer-boy🦌
anyway, was it the thing about lily?!
have you changed ur mind??
do you think she has changed her mind?!
sirius goddamn black!!?

sirius
first of all james, pretty sure that's not my middle name
just so you know you know
and second of all, no. im sure lily loves you and you'll have millions and billions of children and grow old together
and third of all

stupid deer-boy🦌
wait why did u write yk twice
and i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
but, that's not the thing u wanted to talk about
am i right? or was it?

sirius
cuz i actually meant you know you know and not just you know
is that confusing

stupid deer-boy🦌
yes it is
very much is

sirius
yeah lol that was not the thing i was asking you about either

stupid deer-boy🦌
then what is it

sirius
actually nevermind

stupid deer-boy🦌
is it about pete?

sirius
nevermind

stupid deer-boy🦌
is it remus?

sirius
i said, nevermind!!

stupid deer-boy🦌
oh! about us meeting your girl next week?

sirius
gahhh nevermind

stupid deer-boy🦌
it's that, right?? isn't it??

sirius
nevermind it james!
okay?!

stupid deer-boy🦌
but it's about her tho, am i right?

sirius
nevermind😡

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