katsoul: yato where tf r u
yukineigh: my place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yatogodbruh: JESUS YUKINE YOU AND UR DIRTY THOUGHS
katsoul: omfg
yukineigh: knew that would work
yatogodbruh: WHAT DO U WAAANT
yukineigh: yo dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yatogodbruh: OW OKAY NOW UR DOING IT ON PURPOSE
katsoul: yato where r u
yatogodbruh: AT DA SHRINE WIF DA LADIES
katsoul: dammit yato r u drunk again
yukineigh: useless idiot
yatogodbruh: USELESS? ur meen ;-;
katsoul: yato get ur ass back home right now
yatogodbruh: well there are some sLIGHT complications with that plan
yukineigh: sigh
katsoul: and what would those be -,-
yatogodbruh: WELL FIRSTLY I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM, SEXONDLY- OFMGMJEPABDPQBS THAT SPELLING MISTAKE OH GOD GUYS I CANT. BR EATHE
katsoul: oh my god yato pls
yukineigh: im finding this fucking hilarious please continue
yatogodbruh: cough sorry im fine now jOKES SEXONDLY AGAPSBPANSPAHD
katsoul: JFC YATO JUST TELL US WHY YOU CANT COME HOME
yatogodbruh: OKAYSORRY SE C ONDLY ondly omf what kind of a word is that kind of sounds like a breed of horse or something aw i want an ondly horse can u get me one kitty kat?
katsoul: i swear to god
yukineigh: jesus yato how much did you drink
yatogodbruh: I DUNNO. ANYWAYS SEXONDLY- JESUS I DID IT AGAINEVALSJQODHEO
katsoul: i hate you
yukineigh: im going out to find him i need to see this idiocy in person
-yukineigh is offline-
yatogodbruh: aw cum bak
katsoul: i swear to god yato why cant you come home
yatogodbruh: i dunno sHH
katsoul: ur an idiot
yatogodbruh: thats v r00d
katsoul: you're v r00d
yatogodbruh: OH MY GOD HIYORI HELP
katsoul: what?!
yatogodbruh: SOME GUY IS TRYING TO RAPE ME AND I LIKE IT HELP
katsoul: whAT!?
yatogodbruh: HES TRYI NG TOST E AL MY PHON E
katsoul: WELL STOP TEXTING ME AND FIGHT HIM BACK!!
yatogodbruh: god hiyori he is so drunk omg
katsoul: yukine?
yatogodbruh: yeah oh my god hes crying now
katsoul: dont be mean!!
yatogodbruh: omfmgmg wait ill give the phone back
katsoul: good
yatogodbruh: HIYORI THIS GUY IS MEAAANN
katsoul: thats yukine, hes coming to pick u up
yatogodbruh: HE SAID IF I DONT FOLLOW HIM HES GOING TO EAT ME HIYORI I DONT WANT TO BE EATEN OR RAPED WELL ACTUALLY IDK ABOUT THE RAPING PART YET BUT HELP PLS
katsoul: follow him
yatogodbruh: ARE YOU TELLING ME TO FOLLOW A STRANGER HIYORI YOU'RE R00D
katsoul: its nOT A STRANGER ITS YUKINE
yatogodbruh: YUKINE? WHAT KINDA OF A NAME IS THAT
katsoul: says 'yato'
yatogodbruh: says 'hiyori'
katsoul: we r japanese okay get used to it
yatogodbruh: well when i have kids imma call em Poptart and SkippyMcGee
katsoul: ... you're future wife wont be very happy
yatogodbruh: aw i though u would like those names
katsoul: im not ur future wife
yatogodbruh: this stranger says hes my future wife. i accept
katsoul: happy wedding
yatogodbruh: thank you
katsoul: nOW GET HOME
yatogodbruh: hiyori we have a problem yato is kind of latched onto my leg and is telling me how ready he is to get raped
katsoul: now look what uve done
yatogodbruh: hOW DO I GET HIM OFF
katsoul: rape him
yatogodbruh: maybe i will
katsoul: without me?
yatogodbruh: ill get him home first
katsoul: see you then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yatogodbruh: okay hes giving me a public blowjob i gtg
katsoul: JESUS I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT
