bootybae: GUYS I HAD THE BEST NIGHT LAST NIGHT
cielingfan: sigh
hellofadeer: here we go again
daddylonglegs: where were you last night i was /worried/
lustfulredhead: worried? if i recall correctly you had your head buRIED IN MY BASSYS DICK
cielingfan: .-. so thats where u were
daddylonglegs: we'vebeenspotted
bootybae: ¯\_(-,-)_/¯ guys
hellofadeer: howtfdidyouknowthat
lustfulredhead: HOW COULD I NOT KNOW THAT? I HEARD YOU FROM MILES AWAY
cielingfan: jfc
hellofadeer: dayum guess we werent quiet enough
daddylonglegs: whale how could i hold back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hellofadeer: oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cielingfan: sebastian i order you to shutup and never speak of anything like this ever again
hellofadeer: dammit *deep posh voice* yes, my young lord
bootybae: GUYS ( ͡ʘ_ʖ ͡ʘ)
cielingfan: actually nah keep talking its pissing off alois
bootybae: fuck you all
daddylonglegs: ur just jelly cuz u cant get any from me
bootybae: excUSE ME I GOT SUM LAST NIGHT
lustfulredhead: ooOOOOoOOo tell me the details ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cielingfan: siGH
bootybae: well last night i was walking down the street in my boxers eating peanut butter from the jar
cielingfan: im not even going to bother asking why
daddylonglegs: this is the fourth time this week and its only Tuesday
bootybae: shshshhshs anyways i spotted a police officer and he was swinging around a baton just casually standing next to his car
onehellofadeer: here it goes
bootybae: so i thought it would be hilarious to steal his tazer out of his pocket
cielingfan: jesus
daddylonglegs: im sure it gets worse
bootybae: i ran down the street with it and he was chasing after me but he was really fat and it was really funny. anyway the old fart tackled me to the ground and accidently pulled down my boxers as we convinently fell right outside a strip club
lustfulredhead: oH ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
onehellofadeer: i can tell where this is going
bootybae: so i tazered the cop and a few guys from inside the club came out drunk as fuck telling me to come inside. so i went in and twerked nude on stage all night i lost count of how many people i fucked and damn i got so high bruh
cielingfan: JFC WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THIS
lustfulredhead: ciel wishes he was there
daddylonglegs: i agree
onehellofadeer: same
cielingfan: WISH I WAS THERE? FUCK NO
onehellofadeer: sureeee
bootybae: aw dont worry ciel ill give some to you for free. gay discount ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-cielingfan has left the conversation-
