Person: You’re a bitch
You: Yeah, but not yours
Person: Bite me
You: You’ll like it too much
You: That’ll be animal abuse
You: Why would I put my teeth on something as nasty as you??
Person: Go drink bleach
You: Oh I already did. It taste pretty good. Why don’t you try some?? I bet everyone would love to see that *Optional Wink*
Person: At least I don’t have a pig nose
You: True. But it would match your pig sized brain
Person: That’s not what your mom said last night
You: Awww. Was she babysitting you again?? How cute
You: Awww. Was she babysitting you again?? How cute. Yours was busy on my bed pole *wink*
You: Yeah. She told me she had a babysitting job. By the way, just saying here… But your dad is SMALL
Person (Directed to a girl, from a guy): Oh shut up and go take your Midol
You: Hey at least I have an excuse for acting like a bitch
You: Ha. When you have cramps and the red river flowing in your underwear, then we’ll talk (It'll gross him OUT. Especially if it's a teenage boy)
Person: (Saying anything thats not true)
You: Oh screw you. That is not true. Now why dont you go put your boyfriends dick in your mouth, instead of all that shit that's coming out of it
Person (Doesn’t always have to be this): So tell me something that nobody else knows
You: I finger myself with my middle finger
Person: Why?? ‘Cause its longer??;)
You: No. Because its saying “Fuck you” to my vagina
Cheerleader: Cunt
You: Oh no, looky there, you called me a cunt, but I’m STD free, and don’t have to medicine hunt *Wink”
Person: (After saying she was sleeping with your boyfriend the whole time you were dating)
You: It’s ok. He’s a stupid ass who just wanted some ass. Because he couldn’t have my pretty ass, he turned to trash.
Person: You’re fat
You: At least I don’t have the figure of one
Person: ….. You’re still a virgin!
You: Yeah, and proud of it. I’m sure you’re proud to not be, and like spreading your diseases around. But I’m not like that
Guy: This, baby, (Talking about his dick) is a choking hazard.
You: Isn’t that a warning sign they put on small objects?
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Insults and Comebacks;)
HumorThis is for the people who suck at insulting and stuff. No bitches or dicks aloud. Y'all should have better things to do than bullying others. So go. Go ahead. Piss off. Haha only use these when you need them you innocent people=) . Innocents only=P...
