Jake knew Dirk was angry he didn't lik his man syrup to be taken away sos he knocked on the blondes door with the strength of ten slightly avatar men, Dirk sighed rolling his eyes as he opened the door. "Da fuck u want." Jake grinned on his grin and smile. "Roses are red clips are blue I'm as wet as this weather thinking of U." Dirk slapped jakes face like on his face. "Egg." He closes door ashamed at life. Jake the poet disco queen busted door open as grabbed the Durks hand. "Dirk I is gonna dead in 1 whole day." Jake cired so hard his tears grew tears." Dirk put shoulder on his hand. "Bro what we gonna do??$" Jake remembers it Tuesday. "Well I have to go to the gym!" Lel "Can't it wait?" Dirk sighed. "NOPE #NODAYSOFF" Dirk used magic of the gay pixie poodle fairy to make him oka and then they threw a ball. "You throw like a lil bitch." Dirk commented. "I'll throw you like a bitch u lil punk yellow hair." Then fairy made everyone shut up cuz fairy does whatta fairy do and then flew sun into dead now then they lived ok together kiss kiss they boyfriends yum yum
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AdventureDirk had the crackle list he named him Simon cuz he was LIK it kinda sounds like semon but coooler and he liked dat. Simon has a Neko with hair. (And it waz reel hair not those shitty fake hairs that yo momma makes) Jake cums for da Yaois i don't o...
