Dirk had the crackle list he named him Simon cuz he was LIK it kinda sounds like semon but coooler and he liked dat. Simon has a Neko with hair. (And it waz reel hair not those shitty fake hairs that yo momma makes) Jake cums for da Yaois i don't own homestuck or anyone in it Bruh it's those rights go to Andrew hussie
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