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MatPat: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Safiya: Why?
MatPat: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Manny: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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Tana: Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.
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Oli: I could die at any minute...
Tim: Couldn't I die at any minute?
Oli: With my peanut allergy!
Tim: I got a bullet allergy!
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(Another incorrect quote brought to you by me)
Shane: *Going off on one of his wild conspiracies again*
Eva: *Texts Joey* Shane's off his meds again. He may need a double dose this time.
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DeStorm: If you're having dad problems, that's my jam, son!
Andrea Russett: Real weird take on my crappy father.
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Nikita: Roi, calm down.
Roi: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!
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Alex, who is not named Kyle: So I said to myself: Kyle-
Ro: Wait, Kyle?
Alex: That's what I call myself.
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Safiya: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
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Matt: Am I cool or what?
LeLe: What.
Matt: I said, am I cool or-
LeLe: Yeah, I heard you.
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Snake Woman: You go big or you go home. And you don’t seem like the kind of person that goes home.
Willie: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.
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Colleen: Uh oh.
Ro: What?
Colleen: Somebody's in love.
Ro: Yeah, right. I just think Justine's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.
Ro, later that night: Uh oh.
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Alex: I did a bad thing.
Bretman: Does it affect me?
Alex: No.
Bretman: Then suffer in silence.
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Tana: You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch him on his birthday.
Tyler: I think Tana has a point. You can see it another day.
DeStorm: But someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil Alex's birthday for me. Surprise, he's even older. Who saw that coming?
Tana: Aww, that's nice. Put that on his cake.
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Nikita: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty/sixty bucks?
