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Joey: Goodnight moon.
Joey: Goodnight tree.
Joey: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Arthur: What do you think Sarah will do for a distraction?
Marvin: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Marvin: ... or she could do that.
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Manny: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
MatPat: >:O language
Roi: Yeah watch your fucking language
Safyia: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ROI THE FUCK WORD?
JC: 'The fuck word'.
Ro: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Roi: Oh my god they censored it
JC: Say fuck, Ro.
Roi: Do it, Ro. Say fuck.
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Tim: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Eva: You’re a hazard to society
LeLe: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Tyler: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Liza: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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DeStorm: Sorceress, my old arch enemy.
Alex: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
DeStorm: I have a life outside of you, Alex.
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Colleen, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Nikita, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Justine: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Ro: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Justine: Absolutely not.
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Joey: I prevented a murder today.
Eva: Really? How’d you do that?
Joey: self control.
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Tim: Justine isn’t answering her phone
Ro: I’ll call
Tim: Tana and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Justine: Hello?
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Gabbie*
Gabbie: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Matt, tending to Tim's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Tim: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Justine: How's the sexiest person here~?
Ro: I don't know, how are they~?
Justine, flustered: I-
DeStorm, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Eva Gutowski please come to the front desk?
Eva, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Oli and LeLe
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Oli and LeLe, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Eva: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Tana: We need a distraction.
Gabbie: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Liza, whispering: My time has come
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