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(Another incorrect quote brought to you by me)
Alex: I mean it's crazy
Justine: What?
Alex: We finish each other's
Justine: Sandwiches!
Alex: That's what I was gonna say!
DeStorm:
DeStorm: You know he really wanted to kill her, right?
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MatPat: I know you snuck out last night, Roi.
JC: Play dumb!
Roi: Who's Roi?
JC: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Oli: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Tim: Tubular AF!
Glozell: Mood to the max!
Eva, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Matt, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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Robot Bride: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Devourer: Have everyone stand.
Sampson: Bring three more chairs!
Dorian: The most important ones can sit down.
The Sorceress: Kill three.
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Justine: Ro, I'm sad.
Ro: Holds out arms for a hug It’s going to be okay.
Alex: DeStorm, I'm sad.
DeStorm, nodding: mood.
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Nikita: Favorite horror movie?
Manny: It
Teala: Saw
Safiya: Annabelle
MatPat: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Matt: Here's some advice
Sierra: I didn't ask for any
Matt: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Ro: I’m dating DeStorm.
Colleen: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.
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Jesse, using a knife to unscrew a screw: You know, they say use a Philips head screwdriver, but they also say you should pay attention in your social studies class. But that didn’t happen! Now I don’t know where New Mexico is.
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Eva, to Matt: This is my friend, LeLe.
LeLe: Nice to meet you, Matt.
Matt: You too, sweetheart, you’re so pretty!
Matt, whispering to Eva: She’s your girlfriend?
