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Manny: I thought you wanted to take pictures of the scenery? Why do I need to be in it?
MatPat: You make every photo more beautiful, Manny.
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Gabbie: Honestly, do any of you remember the ABCs of first-aid?
Alex: A.
Tana: Bone.
Liza: Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Matt, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Eva, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Tim, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you.
Sierra: WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING???
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Lauren: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
Jesse: hey she came out of her hole
Jesse: it's like you live in a cave
Jesse: we haven't seen you in a while
Jesse: it's like you're a gnome or something
Jesse: you only leave to stock up on food
Jesse: oh and there she goes
Jesse: walking right past me with her food
Jesse: see you in a few days
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Safyia: Okay so here's the tea-
MatPat: Usually we call this research.
Safyia: Do you want the tea or not?
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(Based off a conversation between my mother and I)
Alex: What's the plan for Easter?
Tana: Not much, Jesus has already died and risen.
Alex: I mean as a group.
Tana: We're still waiting to die and rise.
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LeLe: Highlights an entire page of notes.
Eva: You're only supposed to highlight the important parts, LeLe.
LeLe: Draws a line on Eva's arm with the highlighter.
Eva: Why'd you do that?!
LeLe: Because you're important to me.
Eva: Tearing up Awww.
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Safyia: What does the chef recommend?
Server: Ma'am, this is McDonald's...
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Ro sees a bee on Teala's shoulder.
Ro: Uh-oh...
Ro: Rolls up a newspaper.
Ro: Teala, hold still
Ro: Uses the newspaper as a megaphone.
Ro: THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR SHOULDER!
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Liza: Sits alone in a room, looking sad.
