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Manny: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Roi: I finally found the one, JC. Her name is Bacon.
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DeStorm: Hey Watson! How does Sherlock's arse taste?
Liza: I wouldn't know.
Liza:
Liza:
Liza: But I assume it tastes like genius.
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Colleen (To Ro): I've actually never seen Star Wars.
Justine (After Ro tells her Colleen has never seen Star Wars): She’s never seen Star Wars?! Ro, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars.
Justine: And that's 'cause they lived them Ro! That's 'cause they lived the Star Wars.
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LeLe: Bye, Eva! Bye, Joey! Bye, Oli! Bye, Tim! Bye, Eva!
Joey: You said “bye, Eva” twice.
LeLe: I like Eva.
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Alex: Tim, you gotta treat a car like you treat a woman.
Justine, Alex’s girlfriend: glaring intently Go on…
Alex: No, I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.
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Safiya: Okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods…
Colleen:
Safiya: Where’s MatPat and Manny?
Colleen: Breaking rules 1, 2 and 3.
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Ro: I’m so risky now! Last night I went to a crazy club! And this morning I ate yogurt that was 2 days past the “eat by” date. I am like a maniac!!!
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The Sorceress: I thought you were dead!
Joey: I get that a lot.
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Colleen: Even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Alex, relieved: Oh, well that’s good-
Colleen: grabs Person B by the shoulder …But we’re not on my planet.
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Jael: I’m wanted in a couple states.
Jael: Fifty, actually.
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Oli: Now that you quit smoking, what do you tell people when you come up here?
