The dog father: oh no fucking way
The dog father: you are going
on that date
Professor Pottah: no
The dog father: yes
The dog father: I will come
to Hogwarts and force you
on that date
Professor Pottah: ha! You're not
allowed out
Professor Pottah: take that!
The dog father: I'll send Moony
The dog father: ha!
Professor Pottah: ok fine I'll go
on the date...
The dog father: oh, you don't
want to go on a date with the
girl you've liked since last year?
The dog father: ok, I'll just
screenshot this and send it to her
Professor Pottah: whoa
Professor Pottah: hold on ✋😀
Professor Pottah: excuse me ☝️😄
Professor Pottah: You. Have.
Her. NUMBER?!
The dog father: yea...
Professor Pottah: H-HOW?!?
The dog father: ...Ron
Professor Pottah: I hate him.
Professor Pottah: I am done
Professor Pottah: let me go yell
at him rq
The dog father: wait-
The dog father: wait...
The dog father: harry don't...
The dog father: nothing I can
do now 🤷♂️
The dog father: I'll just wait
for you to come back
Professor Pottah: ok I'm back
Professor Pottah: you didn't
embarrass me, right?
The dog father: *offended gasp*
I WOULD NEVER
The dog father: but your gf's funny
The dog father: I like her
Professor Pottah: she's not my
gf yet
The dog father: YET
The dog father: AHHHHHH
Professor Pottah: ok bye I'm getting
ready to skate now
The dog father: KAY GOOD LUCK
Harry's not-yet gf
Ron: YOURE TAKING HARRY
SKATING?!
Harry's not-yet gf: YES?
Ron: OMG YOU NEED TO
TAKE A VID OF HIM FIRST
GETTING ON THE ICE BC HE
WILL FALL AND IT WILL BE
SO FUNNY
Harry's not-yet gf: Ron, that is
just cruel! 🤭
Harry's not-yet gf: but yeah
I was already planning on
taking a video so sure I'll send it
Ron: TY
Y/n Diggory: YW
IRL
"So, what're you doing today, Harry?" Hermione smirked.
"You guys are meanies" Harry muttered.
"What did I do?"
"You're in on it" he pointed his fork at Hermione, "did you know Ron gave Sirius Y/n's number!"
"He did?" Hermione laughed.
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
