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#1

Jay: Hey, man. Look at my new dog.

Cole: Oh, yeah? That's pretty cool. (looks down) Awwww! There's no dog there!

Jay: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Cole: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


#2

Cole: Jay, did you eat my sandwich?

Jay: I am your sandwich.

(Cole swallows Jay)


#3

Kai: Here, hold this.

(gives bomb to Lloyd)

(bomb almost explodes but Kai gets it back before it can explode)

Kai: Thanks.


#4

(Nya is holding a bowl with salad when Kai hits him knocking the salad out of his hand. He starts punching it)

Nya: What is wrong with you?! Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't want thi--


#5

Kai: Pffft. Screw gravity.

(floats away, Kai smiles)


#6

Kai: (gasps) There's something on your face!

(punches Jay in the face)

Kai: IT WAS PAIN!

Nya: Kai...


#7

Nya: Oh, what is happening?! Why would you do this?! I can't even-

Kai: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!

Nya: KAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!


#8

Kai: Die, Potato.

Potato: Nuuuuuuuu--

Jay: I like trains.

Kai: Oh no, no, no, wait-

(Kai and the potato get hit by train)

(Jay smiles)

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