A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Granger Danger: Y/n... are you somewhere dangerous
Y/n Diggory: nope. I can promise you I am completely safe
Side Hoe: send the picture
Y/n Diggory: ZHARA Y/n Diggory: THE AUDACITY Y/n Diggory: I WILL NOT BE SENDING 'pictures'
Side Hoe: oh god why do I even try
Y/n Diggory: I'm just messing around lol Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*
Thing 1: WHERE TF ARE YOU
Y/n Diggory: ...
Granger Danger: YOU JUST SENT A PICTURE OF YOU IN AN AMUSEMENT PARK
Y/n Diggory: and?
Granger Danger: H- HOW?!?!
Y/n Diggory: it's a secrettttt 🤫
Side Hoe: why?
Y/n Diggory: bc I felt like it
Side Hoe: no, why wasn't I invited??
Professor Pottah: wait hold on wtf is going on Professor Pottah: I leave to help Ron for ten minutes Professor Pottah: and apparently Y/n is at an amusement park
Y/n Diggory: what's so hard to understand?
Food Boi Wazlib: Ty for saving me Harry
Professor Pottah: yw Ron but I'm still confused
Y/n Diggory: it's fine Harry we will always support you no matter what☺️🏳️🌈
Professor Pottah:
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Y/n Diggory:
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Granger Danger: Y/n, be honest, are you high?
Y/n Diggory: actually, I am Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*
Thing 2: HOW ARE YOU YOU- WHAT ARE YOU- I JUST DONT GET IT
Y/n Diggory: and you never will
Thing 1: HOW ARE YOU ON A ROLLER COASTER?!?! WHEN YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN YOUR DORM
Y/n Diggory: I'm not tellingggggggggggsvvsbsbd bdbdbdbb~%€?7&2!2&$39
Professor Pottah: what just happened?
Granger Danger: well, judging by how she just sent us a picture of her at the highest point on a roller coaster, she probably just dropped
Thing 1: HOW IS SHE EVEN ON A ROLLER COASTER?!?!
Thing 2: AND HOW IS SHE TEXTING WHILE ON A ROLLER COASTER?!?
Y/n Diggory: don't questionbdnh my skillsfndnskg
Side Hoe: Y/n, come back to the dorm
Y/n Diggory: oh fineeeeee :(
30 minutes later <3
Side Hoe: Y/n where tf are you
Y/n Diggory: IM IN HIDING Y/n Diggory: ITS TERRIBLE Y/n Diggory: IVE BEEN CRAMPED IN THIS CLOSET FOR TWENTY MINUTES Y/n Diggory: AND FILCHS STUPID CAT WONT GO AWAYYYYY Y/n Diggory: I PUT A LOCKING SPELL ON THE DOOR BUT THIS CAT WONT LEAVE Y/n Diggory: IM GONNA DIE HERE Y/n Diggory: IN A CLOSET Y/n Diggory: WAITING FOR A CAT TO MIND ITS OWN DAMN BUSINESS
Side Hoe: you're not gonna die
Y/n Diggory: THIS IS THE END Y/n Diggory: I WILL MISS YOU ALL Y/n Diggory: correction** MOST OF YOU Y/n Diggory: I WILL LEAVE MY BOOKS TO ZHARA AND HERMAN TO FIGHT OVER Y/n Diggory: AND RON CAN HAVE THE SECRET CANDY STASH UNDER MY BED
Side Hoe: omfg
Food Boi Wazlib: you have a secret candy stash under your bed?
Y/n Diggory: MAKE SURE THAT IM NOT DRESSED UGLY FOR MY FUNERAL Y/n Diggory: OH I CAN SEE THE LIGHT Y/n Diggory: oh wait... Y/n Diggory: lol the cat's gone Y/n Diggory: I'm not gonna die Y/n Diggory: ACTUALLY I AM Y/n Diggory: THE CLOSET'S LOCKED
Granger Danger: you locked it.
Y/n Diggory: oh right haha😅 Y/n Diggory: Ok see you soon Zhara<3
A/n- honestly this chapter was just filler and a way to cope since I'm not at an amusement park rn. And if you don't like roller coasters Uhm... uh... I- ...
ANYWAYS ILYSM AND ILL BLESS YOUR EYES RQ
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